By maintaining the fundamentals of this consecrated and incredible archive, any man can figure out how to accomplish Bro-dom. Some call it profound quality. Others call it religion. With the accommodating side bros, The Bro Code will enable any normal person to turn into the best bro he can be. About the Authors: Barney Stinson is great. While the story of The Bro Code is not nearly as simple and elegant as God handing down some stone tablets to Broses, its origins weave all the way back to the dawn of humanity.
Reviews of The Bro Code 1. Inside this book: The Bro Code is a living report, much like the Constitution. The Bro Code is the love, relationship and parody book which shares the principles to get our life more optimized and happier. The Bro Code is the parody, relationship and love book which tells the principles to live a life more healthy and peacefully. Barney Stinson and Matt Kuhn are the author of this impressive book. Our life is full of challenges but only a few of us succeeded. If you wanted to become successful in your life then you have to do something special in your life.
In the above picture, you are most likely A. W hile the collection of plays presented here hails from the incomparable mind of Barney Stinson, it is by no means a new endeavor. The proof exists in prehistoric cave paintings. Cavemen would return home from a hunt carrying one of their buddies, Urk, on their shoulders. To help sell the story, they drew pictures of the event on the wall using charcoal and ochre.
On the next hunt the men would quickly kill an animal and then spend the rest of the day choreographing the big reenactment and arguing over which cave chicks would look the best clothed.
That would be The I Love You—which of course had an extra level of complexity before the invention of language. Tragically, they were all destroyed by a gaggle of angry nuns. But, Barney, why would monks spend their entire lives schem- ing up ways to sleep with women when they had taken a vow of celibacy? I think you just answered your own question, fake reader. The Spirit of Charles Fools the world into thinking St. Posthumously named president of the mile- high club.
The move reappears half a century later with The Bono. Clooney Clooney. T ake a knee, boys. I encourage you to add your own personality and creativity to each and every play. I highly encourage you to do so, and then post them to barneysblog. One final note. Throughout your quest you may find yourself mired in a slump, when none of the plays seem to work and you suddenly feel like the worthless individual you were before reading The Playbook.
Until I write my next book. While each of the plays presented in this book will put you in the best possible position to score, the publisher makes no guarantee you actually will. Offer to demonstrate what reentry feels like when returning from the smoon. Bummers begging the universe to kick you in the nards. Set up camp in a public place and start coughing like crazy. Now tell her the worst part is leaving the earth before ever shar- ing the intimate company of a woman.
Say this with puppy dog eyes and you should be good to go. Bummers roses are thorny—ow! Sleep with her. I saw some guy slip something in there. When she asks who did it, look around and point to the smallest dude in the room or a bro you want to play a funny prank on. Let her reward you for saving her life.
Grow a beard. Shave out the mustache portion of your beard. Put on your ill-fitting suit but lose the tie and swap the belt for suspenders. You want to learn more about the English before you return to a life of simple humility. Have sex with her. Here are a few rites of passage you can use to hit on chicks. In the middle of a bar or party crouch down and activate your dry ice. Quickly strip down to the buff. Be really attractive. Bummers leg irons can cause mild chafing.
Approach your target and accidentally knock her purse or phone to the floor. Make sure she sees them. Quickly, in a whisper, tell her you just escaped and beg her to keep quiet.
Approach your target and introduce yourself. Why Does This Work? Women are conditioned to think that Europeans are more sensitive, stylish, and intelligent than Americans. Apparently they value those qualities.
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